Yep. You saw it here first, folks. Granted, you saw it here because this is where Five Satellites exists, and I’m the asshole who wrote it. I’m looking for people to give the book a read and write a quick, 2-or-3-sentence blurb for me to post on the Five Satellites landing page. Positive, semi-negative, I [...]
For those who are new to this website: a while back I wrote a book called Five Satellites. It’s available online here at this site in the form of a downloadable .pdf. I invite you to check it out and give it a read. For the record, the book is about the tour of an [...]
While there’s a break in the Big Fat Beard Deathmatch Tournament tomorrow, why not take the time to start reading a book that you don’t have to pay for? It’s a downloadable pdf, and I’m sure you’ll love it. The book is called Five Satellites, and it’s about an obscure punk rock band on tour. [...]
I wrote a novel a while ago called Five Satellites. It’s about a punk rock band on tour, and follows their pursuits. There’s sex, drugs, and lots of rock in it–I can pretty much guarantee that you’re not going to read any fiction about punk rock that’s anything like this book.
I think it’d be awesome [...]
So, if you’re new to this site, you’ve noticed that I don’t have some clever name for this blog, like “Chewy Penis,” or “Manhood Central” or whatever. There’s a reason for that. By trade–well, by education, anyhow–I’m a writer. I wrote a novel a while back and decided to put it up [...]
After getting out of high school, I didn’t care much about anything at all except for playing music. The band I was in around that time put out a few things, played a bunch of shows, and went on tour a few times. I didn’t, as I probably should have, use those experiences in writing [...]
So, I wrote this book about a punk rock band on tour. If you wish, you can think of it as a road novel, but it’s also about choices and what it takes to sometimes make them. Or not make them, as the case may be. Amongst all this, there’s fistfights, sex, a little bit [...]
As some of you probably know, I wrote a novel about a punk rock band on tour called Five Satellites. I’m pretty proud of it and encourage you to give it a read, if you’re interested in reading the best punk rock novel you’ll come across in a long, long time. It’s downloadable [...]
Hey there, y’all. This post is just to say that I wrote this book a while back called Five Satellites, and you can read it if you want to. It is probably the best punk rock novel you’ll read in a long time. True, there may not be that much competition, but that’s [...]
A while back, I wrote this book about a punk rock band on tour. It’s sort of the reason that this website exists. In fact, I wrestled for a brief period of time over whether to name the website fivesatellitesdotcom as opposed to jasonmcglonedotcom. I went with my own name because in the end, I [...]