Jason McGlone

Poor Dresser, Self-Critic, Best Guy Ever.

Category: Beer Review

Ding-a-Ling’s Fat Adventure

 If you follow this blog in any way whatsoever, this isn’t surprising to you, but this will be the last beer review on this website.  I’m going to be re-focusing this site back to where it probably would be best served: my own writing.  So I’m closing it out with a special one. 
This isn’t to [...]

Creamy Beer? Sounds Tasty AND Disgusting.

Often, the name or type of a beer is descriptive of what’s actually in the bottle.  This is to the advantage of the advanced beer drinker, especially if s/he knows what s/he likes, or is looking for, or whatever.  The problem with these descriptions is that they almost never taste like what you’d expect if [...]

Brooklyn Brewery Pilsner

I just happened to grab one of these on a recent shop.  I generally like pilsners, which I would also term as “The American Standard Beer,” and tend to fall back on those when it’s time to knock back more than a few.  For a long time, say, a couple years or so, Miller Lite [...]

Smoke? Really?

I liked the label.  It’s as simple as that–O’Fallon’s Smoked Porter has a retro-y label that I was sort of drawn to.  I’m starting to lean towards porters and stouts as the beers that I tend to like, so I picked one of these up from my local beer cave. 
 Pretty awesome looking, yes?  It looks [...]

Fat Tire… Is That A Crack About My Weight?

It took some doing, and a couple weeks to orchestrate a meeting, but I was able to procure a bottle of New Belgium Brewery’s Fat Tire Ale.  Quite a story, really.
Many, many months ago–no.  That’s not it.
A friend of mine–let’s call him Wes (since that’s his name)–got in touch and told me that I [...]

Party Beer!

This beer review has been two weeks coming.  This tells you how far in advance I’ve been drinking the beers I review.  Le Wif and I went to a one-year-anniversary party a couple Saturdays ago.  It was our first night out without Le Bebe.  We needed it. 
The party was a good bit more classy than [...]

My Best British Accent is Worse Than Your Worst.

I can’t remember what list I was looking at when I added Fuller’s London Porter to my brew wish list.  Not that that’s alarming or anything, but it came highly rated from somewhere.  So I bought a bottle from my typical beer haunt close to the home in Northern Kentucky.  The bottle’s somewhat impressive looking–it’s [...]

Dirty Pipes or White Ale?

Can you take a guess?  Here’s a hint: our house came with a whole-house filtration system.  When the filter gets super-gummed up, though, our water can get to look like this in the right conditions.
So, if you  guessed “White Ale,” you win the prize: the rest of this blog post.  The pictured beer is [...]

The Most Depressing Beer I’ve Yet Had

Great Lakes Brewing Company makes a pretty good beer.  Being a guy who’s trying to learn a little bit about beer and its varieties, I’ve been on the lookout for a porter and came across their Edmund Fitzgerald.  I just figured it was a name, until I searched it and came up with this.  I [...]

It’s Possible That I Got a Bad Bottle

A couple weeks ago, I cracked open an Abita Golden as part of a good, solid pilsner beer that I could drink more than a couple of.  After ditching the bottlecap, I took a big whiff.  It smelled like a skunk’s dick.  As you might imagine, I got super-excited to give a taste.
 
I don’t want [...]

Bell’s is a Damn Fine Brewery

Comstock, Michigan.  That’s where Bell’s Brewery is.  In my novice-level forays into the world of fine beers, it appears that there are quite a few Bell’s fanboys out there.  At the “premier” beer-review websites, pretty much every Bell’s beer gets glowing reviews.  In general, these reviews are earned.
I haven’t had that many Bell’s varieties yet, [...]

Oh, No! Too Freaking Big!

About a week or so after we got home from the hospital, I sent Le Wif out for a brief jaunt in the car because she was starting to get a little stir crazy.  She’d been stuck on the couch and needed a little time doing something else.  Good husband that I am, I happened [...]