Talkin' 'Bout Stuff

ACTAACBLWWKM

maoglone — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 18:00:02 +0000

Every Monday, I post fake audio that you wouldn’t have wanted to hear in the first place. Here’s this week’s

If Xylophones Were Made of People Bones. Enjoy. Or not.

ACTAACBLWWKM, Monday, March 30, 2009

maoglone — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 18:00:17 +0000

For those who haven’t been around too long, ACTAACBLWWKM stands for Audio Clips That Aren’t Audio Clips Because Le Wif Would Kill Me. This week’s not-clip is a doozy.

What It Sounds Like When Gallagher is Alone in a Room With a Watermelon.

Enjoy.

Your Monday ACTAACBLWWKM

maoglone — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 18:00:41 +0000

Every Monday afternoon, I bring you the title of an audio clip and add an audio player just to see if you click on it. This week’s Audio Clips That Aren’t Audio Clips Because Le Wif Would Kill Me:

The Dulcet Tones of Giraffes Defecating Into a Victrola:

Fake Pet Sounds

maoglone — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 18:00:26 +0000

Every Monday, I bring you the title of an audio clip you don’t want to hear. Here’s this week’s offering.

The Incessant Whirring of a Centrifuge Separating Dog Blood. Enjoy.

I Can’t Believe It’s Not An Audio Clip

maoglone — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 19:00:48 +0000

This week’s adventure in ACTAACBLWWKM is foreign in nature.

Vladimir Putin Rubbing His Junk On a Russian Battle Tank. Enjoy.

Your Fake Audio Clip of the Day

maoglone — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 19:00:18 +0000

Every Monday, I name an audio clip that you’d never want to hear, and then place a fake audio player just to see whether you press play. This week’s not-clip:

The Sound of One Hand Clapping… Into the Face of a Horse.

Talkin’ ‘Bout Stuff #4: 15 Albums

maoglone — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 01:00:55 +0000

This episode, in continuing with the music theme of the first 3, follows a series of lists that some folks have been making on Facebook that interested me: 15 albums that changed your life. These are my fifteen. If you’ve got a list, post it in the comments.

Direct download here. Right click, save target as. You know the drill.

Audio That Doesn’t Exist…

maoglone — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 19:00:17 +0000

Every Monday afternoon, I bring you the title of a fake audio clip and put a flash player in the entry to see how many people will click on it and then contact me saying that it doesn’t work. This week’s not-clip:

The Excrutiating Sounds of a Cesaerian Section As Recorded From Inside The Human Bowel:

Talkin’ ‘Bout Stuff #3

maoglone — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 01:00:44 +0000

In this short episode, I talk about how I interpret the difference between good and bad music. Specifically, I try to answer the question, “What makes good music and bad music?” I don’t know that I have a real answer, but here’s the 7-or-8 minute rant with an instrumental I recorded six or seven years ago.

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Talkin’ ‘Bout Stuff #2

maoglone — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 14:58:36 +0000

This is the 2nd installment of the discussion about the music that has influenced me through my youth. Perhaps I’ll get into another series of episodes like this later, but for now, this’ll do. Thanks for listening, and thanks for keeping up with www.jasonmcglone.com.

Direct download available here. Right click, Save Target As. You know the drill.