Twitzin’ in the Wind on 2009-03-12

by maoglone

  • time to go run, y’all. Back in a few. #
  • time to go run, y’all. Back in a few. Whoo! #
  • Back now. Time to get ready for work. #
  • Ready to hop on the bike, Internet? Let’s go! #
  • All right, everyone in the Eastern time zone. It’s almost time to get to work, provided you start work at 8. Ready? #
  • Feh. #
  • Anyone else wondering what the schedule looks like for when the Mole People are going to take over? Let me know. #
  • So, if Godzilla was the size of a regular lizard, but still had the same powers, what would his name be? #
  • GET BACK TO WORK, PEOPLE. It’s not Saturday yet. I know; you could have fooled me, too. Back to it! #
  • Just noticed that my most recent blog post contains the phrase “back on the ol’ horse.” Just to make it clear, I’m not on heroin, people. #
  • I’m totally home and about to hang out w/ Le Bebe for a while. Check you in a while, ‘net. #
  • Sitting down with a beer–Cherry stout. Not too bad. Review next week. #
  • If you want to tick off your wife, reply to each of her sentences with this formula: “I’ve got a ____ for you right here.” She loves it. #
  • Oh. My. God. Horseboat. Women’s Urinal. Win. #