I have officially lost no weight in the last week, despite running every day. Somehow, I managed to avoid eating like a complete asshole most of the week. This is no small feat; the opportunity to do so arose on more than one occasion, and given my “healthy” relationship with “food,” I’m honestly surprised that [...]
Weight: 240 lb.
Waist measurement: Bigger than a baby’s arm. By, like, a lot.
Did you eat like a jackass: No. But it’s only day 1. Week 1.
There’s something terrible about exercising when you’re doing it to try to get some result. I ran two miles this morning and did about 75 situps and 50 [...]
Following up from last night’s post, I’m writing this entry to enlist your help. As part of my effort to get into some kind of respectable physical shape, I’m going to be reducing the amount of food that I eat. I’m going to be moving to a “lighter” fare, as well. I’d like to say [...]