ACTAACBLWWKM
Every Monday, I post fake audio that you wouldn’t have wanted to hear in the first place. Here’s this week’s
If Xylophones Were Made of People Bones. Enjoy. Or not.
Every Monday, I post fake audio that you wouldn’t have wanted to hear in the first place. Here’s this week’s
If Xylophones Were Made of People Bones. Enjoy. Or not.
For those who haven’t been around too long, ACTAACBLWWKM stands for Audio Clips That Aren’t Audio Clips Because Le Wif Would Kill Me. This week’s not-clip is a doozy.
What It Sounds Like When Gallagher is Alone in a Room With a Watermelon.
Enjoy.
Every Monday, I bring you the title of an audio clip you don’t want to hear. Here’s this week’s offering.
The Incessant Whirring of a Centrifuge Separating Dog Blood. Enjoy.
This week’s adventure in ACTAACBLWWKM is foreign in nature.
Vladimir Putin Rubbing His Junk On a Russian Battle Tank. Enjoy.
Every Monday, I name an audio clip that you’d never want to hear, and then place a fake audio player just to see whether you press play. This week’s not-clip:
The Sound of One Hand Clapping… Into the Face of a Horse.
Every Monday afternoon, I bring you the title of a fake audio clip and put a flash player in the entry to see how many people will click on it and then contact me saying that it doesn’t work. This week’s not-clip:
The Excrutiating Sounds of a Cesaerian Section As Recorded From Inside The Human Bowel:
I’ve decided to start an occasional ongoing series of posts called “Audio Clips That Aren’t Audio Clips Because Le Wif Would Kill Me.” These posts will likely only be a few sentences long. Here’s ACTAACBLWWKM #1:
Five Minute Clip of Le Wif Snoring So Loud It Wakes Me Up While I’m Snoring So Loud It Wakes [...]